SAMPLE -- It's Not My Job!
A simple living room set. Husband is doing the newspaper's crossword puzzle. Casual dress. Wife enters from another room with a totebag.
Wife - Are you comfortable, honey?
Husband - Yeah, sure.
Wife - Can I get you anything?
Husband - No, no, I'm fine.
Wife - Coffee? Soda?
Husband - I just finished … wait a minute. All right, what's up? What do you want?
Wife - What do you mean?
Husband - What do I mean? Not that I don't appreciate the attention, but … ah …
Wife - So you think I can't be nice to you unless I want something?
Husband - Well, it isn't that often that ….
Wife - So I'm just a nagging wife most of the time?
Husband - Whoa! I didn't say anything…
Wife - I must be a real drag on your time.
Husband - Whoa! Left field! Left field!
Wife - Excuse me if I need something once in a while. I sorry to take your precious time away from the sports page.
Husband - Crossword puzzle.
Wife - Whatever.
Husband - So you don't need anything? (Pause) You do need something? (Pause) Do know a seven-letter word for ‘confused person'?
END SAMPLE
A simple living room set. Husband is doing the newspaper's crossword puzzle. Casual dress. Wife enters from another room with a totebag.
Wife - Are you comfortable, honey?
Husband - Yeah, sure.
Wife - Can I get you anything?
Husband - No, no, I'm fine.
Wife - Coffee? Soda?
Husband - I just finished … wait a minute. All right, what's up? What do you want?
Wife - What do you mean?
Husband - What do I mean? Not that I don't appreciate the attention, but … ah …
Wife - So you think I can't be nice to you unless I want something?
Husband - Well, it isn't that often that ….
Wife - So I'm just a nagging wife most of the time?
Husband - Whoa! I didn't say anything…
Wife - I must be a real drag on your time.
Husband - Whoa! Left field! Left field!
Wife - Excuse me if I need something once in a while. I sorry to take your precious time away from the sports page.
Husband - Crossword puzzle.
Wife - Whatever.
Husband - So you don't need anything? (Pause) You do need something? (Pause) Do know a seven-letter word for ‘confused person'?
END SAMPLE
Fitlyspoken Ministry
It's Not My Job -- $3.00
by Terry Vik
by Terry Vik
A husband and wife routine. The wife brings up a delicate issue about child raising and the husband insists that he should not be the one to handle the situation. An O'Henry twist sure to bring a laugh.
Staging -- Simple livingroom feel
Cast -- One Man, One Women
Playing Time -- 6 minutes
Staging -- Simple livingroom feel
Cast -- One Man, One Women
Playing Time -- 6 minutes
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