SAMPLE -- Back Seat Driver
Wife -- I told you to turn left at the last light.
Husband -- Yes, dear.
Wife -- Now we’re stuck in traffic.
Husband -- Yes, dear.
Wife -- The mall will probably be closed before we can get there.
Husband -- Yes, dear.
Wife -- I have to exchange this dress. It makes me look fat.
Husband -- Yes, dear.
Wife -- What? You think I look fat?
Husband -- No, dear, you said you looked fat, I was just agreeing with you.
Wife -- You’re not suppose to agree with me!
Husband -- Yes, dear. I mean, no dear.
Wife -- Well?
Husband -- Well what?
Wife -- Do I look fat in that dress?
Husband -- Uh …
Wife -- Well?
Husband -- I would say that the dress doesn’t bring out the best of your figure.
Wife -- Humpf! You think I’m fat. Well, I’m sorry if after having three children, working 40 hours a week behind a desk and making your house a home takes priority over exercising.
Husband -- I never said that!
Wife -- You don’t have to. I see how you look at other women.
Husband -- Other women? I never look at other women. Why would I look at other women when I have so much of you to look at … I mean, I mean … I want to look at you so much!
Wife -- You cad! Stop this car. Stop it right now!
Husband -- What?
Wife -- Stop the car!
END SAMPLE
Wife -- I told you to turn left at the last light.
Husband -- Yes, dear.
Wife -- Now we’re stuck in traffic.
Husband -- Yes, dear.
Wife -- The mall will probably be closed before we can get there.
Husband -- Yes, dear.
Wife -- I have to exchange this dress. It makes me look fat.
Husband -- Yes, dear.
Wife -- What? You think I look fat?
Husband -- No, dear, you said you looked fat, I was just agreeing with you.
Wife -- You’re not suppose to agree with me!
Husband -- Yes, dear. I mean, no dear.
Wife -- Well?
Husband -- Well what?
Wife -- Do I look fat in that dress?
Husband -- Uh …
Wife -- Well?
Husband -- I would say that the dress doesn’t bring out the best of your figure.
Wife -- Humpf! You think I’m fat. Well, I’m sorry if after having three children, working 40 hours a week behind a desk and making your house a home takes priority over exercising.
Husband -- I never said that!
Wife -- You don’t have to. I see how you look at other women.
Husband -- Other women? I never look at other women. Why would I look at other women when I have so much of you to look at … I mean, I mean … I want to look at you so much!
Wife -- You cad! Stop this car. Stop it right now!
Husband -- What?
Wife -- Stop the car!
END SAMPLE
Fitlyspoken Ministry
Back Seat Driver -- $3.00
by Terry Vik
by Terry Vik
A husband and wife on on their way to the mall and end up discussing each other's faults.Not a pretty sight!
Staging:
-- Two chairs or something to represent the car.
-- None necessary, but a sack with a dress in it and a small bottle may be used
Cast -- Husband, Wife
Playing Time -- 6 minutes
Staging:
-- Two chairs or something to represent the car.
-- None necessary, but a sack with a dress in it and a small bottle may be used
Cast -- Husband, Wife
Playing Time -- 6 minutes
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