SAMPLE -- American Idle
The emcees can be sitting on stools or standing, but they must act as if looking into a camera.
Mike -- We’d like to welcome you to this week’s edition of American Idle!
(If you have sound tracks with audience applause, laughter, crowd reactions this would be a great sketch to include them!)
Eric -- American Idle. Where the laziest slobs and dirtiest dudes do their best to do nothing at all!
Mike -- We’ve searched from the East Coast to the West Coast to bring riches and rewards to the one person who can claim to be the most Idle person in America!
Eric -- That’s right, Mike, we are proud to be here in beautiful downtown Hoboken, New Jersey,
Mike -- This is quite the set, isn’t Eric.
Eric -- Uh, Mike, …
Mike -- You can almost smell the three day old sauerkraut and bratwurst.
Eric -- Uh, Mike, …
Mike -- I am always amazed that our scene designers can make these places seem so realistic.
Eric -- Uh, Mike, …
Mike -- I’m sure glad no one actually lives in filth like this. Remind me to get a tetanus shot after the show (laughs).
Eric whispers into Mike’s ear. Mike’s face changes from joy to guilt.
Mike -- Isn’t it wonderful that our own executive producer, Sven Feinsteinavich, has allowed us to film this final episode of American Idle in his very own home! Let’s give him a warm round of applause shall we?
Eric and Mike are seen in a “why didn’t you tell me’ argument for a moment. Then face front quickly and smile.
Eric -- We have gone through over 150 of the greatest Idlers to find the three most worthless, nonproductive individuals in this great country of ours.
END SAMPLE
The emcees can be sitting on stools or standing, but they must act as if looking into a camera.
Mike -- We’d like to welcome you to this week’s edition of American Idle!
(If you have sound tracks with audience applause, laughter, crowd reactions this would be a great sketch to include them!)
Eric -- American Idle. Where the laziest slobs and dirtiest dudes do their best to do nothing at all!
Mike -- We’ve searched from the East Coast to the West Coast to bring riches and rewards to the one person who can claim to be the most Idle person in America!
Eric -- That’s right, Mike, we are proud to be here in beautiful downtown Hoboken, New Jersey,
Mike -- This is quite the set, isn’t Eric.
Eric -- Uh, Mike, …
Mike -- You can almost smell the three day old sauerkraut and bratwurst.
Eric -- Uh, Mike, …
Mike -- I am always amazed that our scene designers can make these places seem so realistic.
Eric -- Uh, Mike, …
Mike -- I’m sure glad no one actually lives in filth like this. Remind me to get a tetanus shot after the show (laughs).
Eric whispers into Mike’s ear. Mike’s face changes from joy to guilt.
Mike -- Isn’t it wonderful that our own executive producer, Sven Feinsteinavich, has allowed us to film this final episode of American Idle in his very own home! Let’s give him a warm round of applause shall we?
Eric and Mike are seen in a “why didn’t you tell me’ argument for a moment. Then face front quickly and smile.
Eric -- We have gone through over 150 of the greatest Idlers to find the three most worthless, nonproductive individuals in this great country of ours.
END SAMPLE
Fitlyspoken Ministry
American Idle -- $3.00
by Terry Vik
by Terry Vik
Two emcees are opening the final episode of the Reality TV Show American Idle - Where they bring riches and rewards to the one person who can claim to be the most Idle person in America!
Two people - 5 Minutes
Staging: Empty Space, Stools may be used. Microphones
Cast:
-- Mike (or Michelle)
-- Eric (or Erica)
Playing Time -- 5 minutes
Two people - 5 Minutes
Staging: Empty Space, Stools may be used. Microphones
Cast:
-- Mike (or Michelle)
-- Eric (or Erica)
Playing Time -- 5 minutes